Jokes Blog - thebroadroom.net: September 2005
Tickling the ivories
posted by Colleen Shirazi,
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
at 10:39 AM (Pacific)
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He's sitting there contemplating life when he notices this wonderful piano music playing. He looks around, and there's no piano, no band and no speakers. So he asks the bartender where the music is coming from.
The bartender says, "I've got a little man, who's about a foot high, and he plays a tiny little piano under the counter."
The man doesn't believe him so he looks under the counter and sure enough, there is a little man who is about a foot tall. The little man waves and asks if the man has any requests.
The man is totally amazed, so he asks the bartender where he found the little man.
The bartender says, "Well the other day I was taking out the garbage and I found a vase in the alley. So I picked it up and wiped off the dirt, and waddya know, a genie appears and says, 'I'll grant you one wish, any wish, but only one wish!' So here I am and I've got this little guy who plays the piano."
The man asks what happened to the vase. The bartender says it's still out in the alley. The man runs out the back door and looks for the vase. He finds it, rubs it...the genie appears and says, "I'll grant you one wish, any wish, but only one wish!"
The man says, "I want a million bucks."
Snap! Poof! The alley is instantly filled with a million quacking, crapping ducks.
The man runs back inside and tells the bartender, "That genie has a hearing problem! I asked for a million bucks and I got a million ducks!"
The bartender looks at him and says, "Yeah, no s*** buddy. Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist??!!"