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Jokes Blog - thebroadroom.net: More lawyer jokes
More lawyer jokes
posted by Colleen Shirazi,
Sunday, December 04, 2005
at 5:20 PM (Pacific)
Apologies to all the good lawyers out there.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't heard the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch.
In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps his forehead.
"Damn," he says. "I forgot to lock the office safe before we left."
His partner replies, "What are you worried about? We're both here."
Q. How was copper wire invented?
A. Two lawyers were arguing over a penny.
 
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