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Jokes Blog - thebroadroom.net: Country and Western Titles
Country and Western Titles
posted by Colleen Shirazi,
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
at 11:06 AM (Pacific)
Don't Cry On My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rusting My Spurs
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?
I Been Roped and Throwed By Jesus In the Holy Ghost Corral
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Flushed You From the Toilets Of My Heart
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Writ You a Letter But I Couldn't Spell Yecch!
I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'm Just a Bug On the Windshield of Life
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You!
My Everyday Silver Is Plastic
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears and My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
 
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