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More Confucius
posted by Colleen Shirazi, Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 2:26 PM (Pacific)

Warning: sick sense of humor ahead.

Confucius say:

"Passionate kiss like spider's web-soon lead to undoing of fly."

"Virginity like bubble. One prick-all gone!"

"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

"Man with one chopstick go hungry."

"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."

"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"

"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack."

"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."

"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."

"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."

"If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."

"It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"

"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement."

"He who fish in other man's well often catch crabs."

"Man who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand."